A nasty pasty

Poor humble pasty, It is the butt of a lot of nasty jokes, off late. Here is a corny attempt at that by your humble servant. .
The poor old man is sitting in the restaurant. He is mumbling something to himself.The kind bearer, a bit hard of hearing goes to him, to take his order. The old man doesn’t raise his head. He mumbles something. The bearer nods and goes away. After a while, he returns and places a plate of crisp Cheese Pasty before the old man along with a liberal mug of lager. ‘The lager is on the house.”, he says.
The old man is indignant. He protests, ” I have never ordered a pasty.”
The patient bearer says,” But sir, you clearly said, ‘Cheese pasty’, when I sought your order.”
The old man growls, ” You are out of your mind. Who can afford a pasty these days. I was just mumbling something to my self about that shrew. She is nasty.”
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